There was an old man who wrote limericks
He coaxed words to perform old and new tricks
They would scan and rhyme
In a verse sublime
All wrapped up in five lines, not four or six
There was an old man from Chianti
And the Classico wine took his fancy
When asked which is best
Said there’s only one test
One hundred percent Sangiovese
There was an old man from Peru
Claimed he’d seen an Andean gnu
It’s the wrong continent
An expert did comment
A gnu in Peru just won’t do.
There is an old man called Paul
Has a gun which he hangs on the wall
With two throwing axes
And a jacket he waxes
To take with him on a hike through Nepal
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